Time Management

00:01
MAN [on cell phone]
Hey, Sam, how's my favorite level 9 mage? Use that veritas spell I told you about? [pause] Well, what's happening now? [to woman] I'm totally exhausted. [to Sam] What's happening now? Well, yeah, you're going to want to watch out for that tr—don't take—

00:15
WOMAN
—Randy—

00:16
MAN
—no no no, don't take down your power shield! You're going to need that because he’s got fi—

00:19 [simultaneous with above line]
WOMAN
—Randy—

00:20
WOMAN
Randy, we have a bit test tomorrow.

00:21
MAN
Yeah, yeah, one second, I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. I wish you'd called me last night. I totally forgot about this study session.

00:25
WOMAN
That's not my job!

00:27
MAN
[to Sam] Okay, what's happening? You're going to want to watch out for those horned gryphons because they have fire and they're going to deplete your magic reserves.

00:29 [simultaneous with above line]
WOMAN
Randy. Randy. Randy!! Come on!

00:33
MAN
[to Sam] Listen, I've got to go. Sam, I've got to go. I'm sorry. I'll call you back. You've got this. You've got this, buddy, I know you've got this. All right, okay, bye.

00:37 [simultaneous with above line]
WOMAN
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:43
MAN
I'm so sorry.

00:44
WOMAN
You're, like, an hour late.

00:46
MAN
You know, I'm WOW coaching now. Did you even know that? It's really hard. I'm totally swamped here.

00:52
WOMAN
Yes, yes, when you were late last time, you were, like, turned into some shrub or something.

00:56
MAN
Hey, careful! I've got, like, five guys in this room that I'm working with that might hear you say that.

01:01
WOMAN
You know what? You really need to get more organized, like me. I mean, look, I have a semester calendar, a weekly calendar, and a to-do list that says right here, "Meet Randy to study for big test." It's the only way I stay organized. If you did the same thing, you would be here on time.

01:18
MAN
I don't know. Calendars and, like, a million lists. I don't have time for that.

01:23
WOMAN
You know what? Actually, I don't have time for you. I'll leave you to your war of the whatever—elves or shrubs or whatever it is.

01:34
MAN
World of Warcraft.

01:36
WOMAN
I have a test to vanquish.

00:49
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Take management is a skill that every aspect of your life easier and more productive.

01:49
MAN
Yeah, well, I have to give a lecture on the Onyxia Evade Spot later. So . . . vanquish that.